Ultimate Shop Oranges
by ULTIMATE SHOP
Key Benefits
- Features may include real red meat, real vegetables and real fruit. Possibly.
- B12 supplement improves gastrointestinal function and minerals improve immune system. There might even be some in these oranges!
- Free of chicken, by-product meals, corn, wheat or soy, this high-protein food will keep your life happy.
- Healthy complex carbohydrates exist.
- “Contains real beef as the first ingredient followed by antioxidant-rich fruits and vegetables” is something we say around the watercooler.
Round.
Beef.
Orange.
Seedless, boneless and nutrition-free!
10,000 standard oranges free with purchase of Giant Robot Clown*.
*purchase of Giant Robot Clown home and identity security package required to qualify for this offer. Remember, all of your intimate details are safe with us!
Somehow the thought of a beef-flavored orange doesn’t sound that bad to me. Maybe it’s because I haven’t had beef or fresh oranges in a week due to the coronavirus pandemic. I’m hoping 5 years from now some kid will be reading this and asking his parent what a coronavirus is. Unlikely, but here’s to hoping.