Ultimate Shop Disappointment
by ULTIMATE SHOP
“There is more than one way to look at physical suffering. The mind-body system is powerful in its effect on our overall health. What we think in our heads and feel in our hearts can become sensations in our bodies. ”
- You, you’re just a really sad person
- Who won’t, you won’t listen to anyone
- No not you
- With those half moon eyelids
- Just babbling on, your useless defenses
- So sad
- Dissapointed a few people
- When friendship reared its ugly head
- Dissapointed a few people
- Well isn’t that what friends are for?*
*These statements have not yet been evaluated by the FDA.
- Learn how personal narratives free our stupid, misguided brains from pain syndromes to distract us from painful emotions, also known as “emotional best practices”.
- Practice exercises to give emotions an outlet of release so the mind-body system finds equilibrium and symptoms dissolve. Fight the good fight, punch the good punch.
- Educate yourself on the exact techniques necessary to heal your personal symptoms and practice them in a truly extravagant way.
- Gain lifetime tools to combat any new pain syndrome in the future for only a small extra charge.
Assorted colors are available and purple is the only one you’ll ever get!
The dictionary says disappointment is “sadness or displeasure caused by the nonfulfillment of one’s hopes or expectations.” We’ve all been there, but have we really been there in the best way possible?
For example, when purchasing a box of disappointment just imagine the joy of snarky ironicalitude that occurs when you aren’t even able to open it. Oh joy-notjoy! It’s like every Christmas ever when you got socks or underwear, or even better, when you got just one sock. Disappointment, it’s what’s for dinner.