Ultimate Shop Politics
by ULTIMATE SHOP
- FREE FROM FILLERS: All of our politically-packed treats are free from grain, soy, and corn. Your amygdala can savor the natural, rich flavor of lies and sweet potatoes without any fillers.
- LIMITED INGREDIENTS: Politics with limited ingredients decrease the likelihood of allergic reactions for folks with allergies and bullshit sensitivities. Eliminating additives supports healthy digestion and disruptions in the endocrine system.
- SWEET REWARD: Dehydrated to lock in flavor and nutrients, our high quality jerks are the perfect healthy training treat. Just break them into bite-sized pieces and your friends, and even your enemies, will be sitting pretty for their favorite snack.
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Useless.
Build up the coffers with military-industrial complex super bucks and the buy the whole set of politicians!
Politics comes in many flavors but the most popular is regret. The thing about regret is, it’s best to regret the politics you voted for rather than the politics you ignored. It’s like some sort of ancient wise-guy saying or something.