Ultimate Shop Job
by ULTIMATE SHOP
One might say that a job isn’t a product at all. At Ultimate Shop, we’re willing to sell you anything you like and also everything you don’t! Feel free to change your mind later, because we’ve got you covered, it won’t matter.
No, no, no. Not covered like health insurance or benefits. More similar to being covered by a nice, warm blanket. Or, a shroud, perhaps.
Come, apply to experience the joy of working for the best, just like our newest candidate, Mrs. Hope Withers.
Our employees make the difference. Our difference-making shop is the finest facility forced labor can build and once our employees have made the differences, we sell them to you!
Please see management for full details of future employment offers. Bring snacks and… offerings.
Her name is Hope Withers and it’s time to join a team that is said to be the best in the world. Hope has always been one to live up to her name, now she’ll find herself living up to both of them.