Ultimate Shop Cheese Subscription
by ULTIMATE SHOP
Enjoy a gourmet gift of artificial cheese and curated faux-foods, perfect for anyone you know who loves to entertain. With day after day of expertly paired flavor combinations, this subscription offers everything needed to host an elegant party.
Fruit and Cheese Subscription Monthly offers
- MARCH:Bora Bora Orange-ishes and Towel Cheese
- APRIL:Spineapple and Seahorse Cheese
- MAY:Strawberries, Devonshire Cream, and Bimatoprost Dipping Sauce Gift
- JUNE:Man-toes and San Joaquin Fool’s Gold Cheese
- JULY:Plump-Sweet Almost Berries and Triple Crème Brulee Cheesex
- AUGUST:Durogold Peeches® and Laura instagraham Foney Chèvre
- SEPTEMBER:Plum-esque brand foods and Beehive Cheese Crust
- OCTOBER:Holy Ship Pears and Gomango Cheese
- NOVEMBER:Apples and Face Pock Cheese
- DECECEMBER:Royal Geraldo Riviera Pears and St. Gulick’s Select “Blue” Cheese
- JANUARY:H.Bosch Pears and Regretsi Cheese
- FEBRUARY:HoneyBalls and Tongue Whiskey Cheese
Ultimate Shop Categories Potentially Edible
Some items received may not have the exact flavor, texture or food-like qualities expected. Please allow for up to 4 months before requesting to speak to customer service.
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